Got tagged for a stats meme by

Well, here goes...
:: STATISTICS ::
Name:: You can call me J...
Age:: 17 (almost 18)
Gender:: Male
Birthday:: September 10
Nationality:: Purebred American mutt... er, fox.
. APPEARANCE .
Hair color::Brown
Hair style:: Close to a bowl-cut
Eye colour:: Hazel (can change to green or blue though)
Skin colour: Pale
Height:: 5' 5" is
Weight:: Roughly 130
Piercings:: Never
Usually Wears:: Jeans and a t-shirt with text
. PERSONALITY .
Positive personality traits:: Comedic
Negative personality traits:: Shy
Likes:: Furries, gaming, technology.
Dislikes:: People who dispise me or what I enjoy.
Fears:: Death
FAMILY LIFE .
Lives with:: Parents
Sibling(s):: Older half-sister
Pet(s):: Four cats plus a pond full of fish
:: RANDOM ::
Your initials spell out: Nothing...
Have you ever owned a pet goldfish?: Multiple...
Do you eat Goldfish?: The crackers, occasionally.
Celebrity crush: None I can remember...
Non-celebrity crush: Ex gf

:: FILL IN THE BLANKS ::
Pirates are: Awesome
Don't be fooled by: Con artists
Courtney Love is: A Nobody.
I don't understand: Anti-furs
:: PERSONAL ::
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Single
What's his/her name?: N/A
What's one word you could think of to describe them?: N/A
What's the best thing they've ever done for you?: N/A
If you dont have a bf/gf, do you want one?: Would like one, but it's not important right now.
:: FAVORITES ::
Movie(s)?: Anything with a good dose of clean comedy
Person you know?: No favorites.
Food(s) and drink(s)?: Stir fry and lemon-lime soda...
Shirt you own?: "National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support"
Place you've been to?: Disney!
Color(s)?: Blue and Yellow, but I prefer metallic
Place to be?: Disney!!
Store(s)?: Gamestop.
TV show(s)?: Again, anything with a good dose of clean comedy
:: PREFERENCES ::
Pepsi or coke?: Neither!
Chocolate or vanilla?: Vanilla if pudding, chocolate if ice-cream.
McDonalds or Burger King?: McDonalds
Make up or no make up?: No...
Spanish or French?: Spanish.
Hungry or full?: Full
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?: Chocolate milk!
:: ARE YOU- ::
Suicidal?: No.
Stubborn?: Sometimes.
Open-minded?: Often.
Arrogant?: Hopefully not.
Patient?: Usually.
Hyper?: Occasionally.
Nice?: Yes.
Happy?: Often.
Depressed?: Rarely.
:: WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX ::
Favorite eye color on the opposite sex?: No preference
Hair color?: No preference.
Curly or straight?: Straight
Tall or short?: My height
Pale, tan, or in the middle?: No preference.
:: WOULD YOU- ::
Shave your head: No, going to be bald someday anyhow.
Cheat on your bf/gf?: No!
Eat a bug?: No.
Be on fear factor?: No.
Kill yourself?: Never!
Cut yourself if you were depressed?: No chance.
Turn goth?:
:: HAVE YOU EVER- ::
Gone skinny dipping?: Sorta.
Had sex?: No, underage.
Seen the same movie more than 5 times?: Not in a row.
:: FRIENDS ::
Who do you rely on most and could trust with anything?: Can't say...
Who's your best friend of the same sex?: Can't say...
Why?: Protecting identities
Who's your best friend of the opposite sex?: Can't say...
Funniest?: Can't say...
Nicest?: Can't say...
Craziest?: Can't say...
* If I were a month, I would be: October
* If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
* If I were a planet, I would be: Earth.
* If I were a direction, I would be: North
* If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A seat cushion.
* If I were a liquid, I would be: Water
* If I were a stone, I would be: Platinum
* If I were a tree, I would be: Oak
* If I were a bird, I would be: Hummingbird
* If I were a tool, I would be: Robotic arm in a factory
* If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A bush
* If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Partly cloudy.
* If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A dragon or Anubis.
* If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A drum set.
* If I were an animal, I would be: A fox.
* If I were a color, I would be: Yellow.
* If I were an element, I would be: Fire.
* If I were a song, I would be: "My Console" Effiel 65
* If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Robin Hood.
* If I were a fetish, I would be: A general furry fetish.
I tag: Nobody! This meme ends here!... Unless you really want to do it.